Friday, August 28, 2009

Some thoughts on Ted Kennedy

Now that he is dead I will now post some poignant thoughts about the man and his life.


What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Teddy Kennedy? About 2 months of decay!
Ted Kennedy has been sober for 12 hours now.
Ted Kennedy carries on the tradition of his brothers by dying with something lodged in his brain.
What did Teddy tell Mary Jo when he found out she was pregnant? We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
I wonder if Ted Kennedy’s funeral will be open bar?
Ted also had a plan to stimulate the Auto industry but his program was called “cash for kerplunkers”.
How did people find out Ted was dead? He didn’t show up to the bar this morning.
I’d rather go hunting with Cheney than driving with Ted Kennedy.
Ted Kennedy never became president because unlike George Washington, he couldn’t cross a river.
Ted is dead, its all just water under the bridge now.
With news of Ted’s death, the Massachusetts liquor industry is now going to need a bailout.
What’s black, white and hungry? Ted Kennedy’s cat!


"The Supreme Court confirmation hearings got pretty heated yesterday. Ted Kennedy questioned Judge Alito's integrity when Alito was at Princeton. As you may know, Kennedy was kicked out of Harvard for cheating. So when it comes to questionable integrity at college he knows what he is talking about." --Jay Leno

Update: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1760564/posts
This is the biggest joke of all. A sitting senator advising the leader of the soviets on how to undermine Ronald Reagan

4 comments:

Steve S. said...

While he had his faults he also did some good. He was not one to just stick to the party. He was willing to compromise. Just ask Mr. Hatch.

And I think that most of us have made mistakes and we don't need to just point out the negative. This is not the Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh shows where nothing but complains and ranting are allowed or required.

Brian and Marci said...

When a person actively tries to counsel a soviet premier on ways to undermine president reagan he is worse than a dirtbag. He is a treasonous dirt bag who also killed a woman. A mistake is one thing but Kennedy did not even try to rescue the woman. (he claims he did) He swam 1/2 a mile to his house and left her in his car. It was not deep water since in the morning someone saw the roof sticking out of the lake.

Steve S. said...

I am just sick of all the arguing and lying going on in the media and by the govt. leaders. We don't want to hear it everywhere. This is not Fox.

Steve S. said...

This is SKIN TV