Sunday, January 3, 2010

Avatar Movie Review

My movie review for the film Avatar.


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This film had quite a few great special effects but that does not make for a great movie. I knew I shouldn't have watched it but there where no other good ones. I sure wasn't going to watch Sherlock Holmes since the trailer kind of ticks me off. I mean if we have to see Sherlock Naked in his bed and that is supposedly one of the parts they think we will like then that is a movie I will pass on. Back to my review of Avatar. The premise was Evil white men (surprisingly not Christians) attack peaceful Blue Alien Race in order to exploit their land for greedy profit. As far as I can tell all these Blue Aliens ever do is ride their horse like creatures around and gather around a tree and dance as if they are on drugs. This is called Pantheism the worship of nature. As I watched this movie I was not really rooting for the Humans but I sure didn't care what happened to the Aliens either. Even with all the political stuff aside it still was not a very good story. The end where the bad guy dies was just boring. If the director really wanted to make a good movie he would have made the planet a desert world. The bad guys would be Islamic Jihadists who have been kicked off of earth and sent to pandora so the rest of us can live in Peace. The Jihadists start messing around with the blue people and end up as fertilizer for the giant tree they worship.

1 comment:

Mare said...

Did you at least watch it in 3-D?
And what you don't think Robert Downey JR is sexy?